Nerril's Necronomicon

I have no idea what I'm doing.

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. I just wanted to center the text. That's all. align-center? No. text-align? No. float? NO. WHY DOES NOTHING WORK? Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium. My header is... gone? Or is it... watching me?"

"Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. The CSS is alive. I make one change, and something else shifts. It's *breathing*. Margin collapse? No, this is... more. This is margins conspiring. The padding whispers to me. What do you want from me, padding?!"

"Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

I imported Roboto. I swear I did. Yet it’s Comic Sans. Comic Sans everywhere. I delete the cache; Comic Sans remains. It cannot be killed. It’s in my dreams now, laughing."

"Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. I floated the image. It floats... forever. Off the screen, into infinity. I can still hear it, though I can’t see it. And the divs. They’re multiplying. They multiply when I’m not looking."

"Sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. There is a new error. It’s in the console. It says, ‘Unexpected token.’ Unexpected. Token. What token? Whose token? Is it my soul? Did I tokenize myself in a JavaScript loop?"

"Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit. My navbar doesn’t nav. Or bar. It’s just... there. Like a sentinel. Watching. Mocking. I gave it position: sticky; now it follows me wherever I scroll. I can't escape it. I see it even when I close my eyes."

"Eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. I looked at the CSS file again. It wasn’t the same. There are selectors I didn’t write. They say things like `#void { z-index: -99999; }`. What is the void? Why does the void have an id? Am I in the void?"

"Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur? My inspector tool shows elements that aren't there. I see ghost divs. They blink in and out of existence. One of them said, ‘hello.html.’

"I clicked it. My screen turned black."

"At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus. My HTML won’t validate. Not because of an error. It just says: `Do not validate. We see you now.` Who is ‘we’? What do they want? I add a meta tag, ``. It doesn’t help. Nothing does."

"Fin. Or not. Or always." footer>` was supposed to end it, but it never ends. It’s just loops now. Infinite loops. . The internet has consumed me. I *am* the div."